Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays....
I laughed so hard at this movie, there were tears literally streaming down my face... guess what... this movie is not a comedy.
Movie Title: "Dead End"
Christmas Eve... A family (Mom, Dad, Daughter, her boyfriend, and the son) is driving to the grandparents house for dinner. The dad"Frank" decided to take a shortcut for the first time in the 20 years they have been going to this dinner. He falls asleep at the wheel and wakes up as they are headed strait into an oncoming car in which he swerves out of the way slamming on the brakes... I mention his slamming of the brakes because it becomes quite the repetitive action throughout this movie... They continue on... dad slams on the brakes again throwing everyone forward in the car... he explains how he saw a woman in the woods... no one else saw her, but of course you get startled because she walks right next to the car and everybody jumps... not me though. Lady in White is what she is referred to the rest of the movie... Not to be confused with Mona from Who's the Boss... Don't know what I'm talking about... Probably just another Smith movie that no one else has seen. Anyways, Dad jumps out of the car and asks if she is okay because her face is bleeding and she is holding a baby wrapped in blankets. No one can get cellphone service... obviously. There is no room in the car, so the daughter says she'll walk so they can drive the 'Lady in White" . No one seems to object... It's nighttime.. in the woods... her boyfriend waves and says see you down the road. Good idea. They drive down the road and find a shack. Mom and Dad jump out to go inside. Richard the brother gets out of the car and goes into the woods with his nudy magazine. Brad, the boyfriend is left in the car with the bleeding lady and baby. He starts asking her questions and she finally answers him after like 1o dumb questions... she says her baby is cold and then hands the baby to the boyfriend in which he says why is the blankets covering the baby's face.. he pulls the blankets back to reveal a pool of mushy goo... actually resembling spaghetti o's... screams come from the car and the mom and dad run back outside as well as the brother comes back from the woods... car is empty.... Seriously... try to keep up because this just gets ridiculous. Movie scans back to Marion walking down the road in the dark... she sees headlights... a black hearse slowly drives by with NO driver... she watches it drive by and sees Brad screaming in the back window... family pulls up and she jumps in.. they go speeding after the hearse and drive over a bump in the road ... Dad slams on brakes again... jumps out of the car and walks up to something in the street... Daughter screams and they put her back in the car... Mom, Dad and Richard go walking and find the boyfriend in the street... Richard picks up an ear in which the mom says put down because it will make his hands dirty... no reaction from any of them besides okay lets keep going... they get in the car and drive away. Daughter is nutty and starts singing Jingle Bells really off key and forgets the words... obviously a sign of shock. Mom is starting to get annoyed... in which she points out it's 7:30 p.m. and dad points out they stopped to pick up the lady in white at 7:30... her watch has also stopped at 7:30!!!! Richard points out that it must be aliens in which his idea is completely dismissed. Dad slams on brakes again because there is a black baby carriage in the street. Dad pushes it off the street... Mom and dad start fighting... Richard notices the carriage is back in the street in front of the car... everyone jumps back in the car and Marion announces she is pregnant.. Richard announces he smokes pot. They drive for awhile and get a flat tire... dad slams on brakes again... While dad is changing the tire Richard goes into the woods to smoke... Lady in White comes over and starts kissing him and bites off his bottom lip in which he says with a mouthful of blood... "you are so hot." They hear Richard screaming and then the mom sees the black hearse driving towards them and sees Richard in the back window screaming... They all jump in the car again and start driving after the hearse... they drive over a bump again in the road.. you guessed it. Richard. Mom flips out and doesn't want to leave the body. Marion is finally out of her shock stage and helps dad put Richard in trunk. They get back in the car and Mom is now nuts. She is eating a full pie and its all over her face and she's laughing. Mom asks for a pen in which she draws a cartoon of Richards dead body all over the road... They drive past a sign that says Marcott and think they are getting close to a city... they keep driving... of course they never drive past a city... Mom rips open a bag of chips in which they tell her if she eats them all she'll get sick... 2 seconds later it shows mom in the street barfing... Marion and the dad start realizing every time they stop someone dies... Marion remembers that the mom had bought a shotgun as a Christmas gift... she gets the gun... they start driving again.. This time Marion has to puke so dad slams on the brakes... they get out of the car and talk about what they are going to do about the mom... they turn around and see the mom with the shotgun... she thinks its a toy and loads it and puts it in her mouth and laughs saying just kidding... she then gets crazy threatening to shoot everybody and says she wants to play a game yelling Bang Bang your dead at Marion and the dad... she is convinced they are trying to trick her because they keep asking her for the gun.... she ends up shooting the dad in the leg... Marion stitches him up and they get back in the car. Mom starts waving outside saying there is people in the woods and says she sees one of her friends that is dead... she says she wants to go talk to her and the dad says no. She throws herself out of the car... Dad slams on brakes again... They get out of the car and don't see the mom anywhere... They turn around and see the hearse coming towards them... Dad grabs shotgun and shoots at it... it starts to reverse and then we see mom walking towards them... Dad is shocked she is still alive because they were driving like 60 mph... but guess what.... Mom's skull is missing in the back and her brain is showing... she dies. They throw her in the car and start driving... They drive past a shack and realize its the same shack from the beginning... Dad goes inside and sees lady in white... Marion runs in and doesn't see anybody. Dad asks Marion for some whiskey and she says she threw the bottle away that was in the car... he beats her up and she goes unconscious. Dad is sorry :( He puts her in the car and sees the Lady in White looking at him... he runs after her with the gun... Marion wakes up and hears voices saying "He's Dead!" She turns the car on and drives away only to run out of gas down the street.... She jumps out and sees body bags in the street. Say what? She turns and sees the hearse pull up and the Lady in White is standing there looking at her... she turns to Marion and says "He isn't here for you..." She gets in the hearse and it drives away....... She has a flash back... Beginning of movie... instead of them swerving out the way of the oncoming car which had the Lady in White and her baby in it... they actually collided with it and everybody died... except for Marion. Wow! another movie with the twist she dreamed the whole thing. She then wakes up screaming in the hospital to a doctor named Dr. Marcott. <---- Get it? A man is walking out of the hospital and Dr. Marcott catches up to him asking if he is the one who called in the accident. He says yes and walks away. Dr. Marcott's car won't start as she is leaving for the day.... Man pulls up asking if she needs a lift... she smiles and says yes... they drive away happily in his collectors car... a black hearse.... Good movie? You don't have to take my word for it?
Movie Title: "Dead End"
Christmas Eve... A family (Mom, Dad, Daughter, her boyfriend, and the son) is driving to the grandparents house for dinner. The dad"Frank" decided to take a shortcut for the first time in the 20 years they have been going to this dinner. He falls asleep at the wheel and wakes up as they are headed strait into an oncoming car in which he swerves out of the way slamming on the brakes... I mention his slamming of the brakes because it becomes quite the repetitive action throughout this movie... They continue on... dad slams on the brakes again throwing everyone forward in the car... he explains how he saw a woman in the woods... no one else saw her, but of course you get startled because she walks right next to the car and everybody jumps... not me though. Lady in White is what she is referred to the rest of the movie... Not to be confused with Mona from Who's the Boss... Don't know what I'm talking about... Probably just another Smith movie that no one else has seen. Anyways, Dad jumps out of the car and asks if she is okay because her face is bleeding and she is holding a baby wrapped in blankets. No one can get cellphone service... obviously. There is no room in the car, so the daughter says she'll walk so they can drive the 'Lady in White" . No one seems to object... It's nighttime.. in the woods... her boyfriend waves and says see you down the road. Good idea. They drive down the road and find a shack. Mom and Dad jump out to go inside. Richard the brother gets out of the car and goes into the woods with his nudy magazine. Brad, the boyfriend is left in the car with the bleeding lady and baby. He starts asking her questions and she finally answers him after like 1o dumb questions... she says her baby is cold and then hands the baby to the boyfriend in which he says why is the blankets covering the baby's face.. he pulls the blankets back to reveal a pool of mushy goo... actually resembling spaghetti o's... screams come from the car and the mom and dad run back outside as well as the brother comes back from the woods... car is empty.... Seriously... try to keep up because this just gets ridiculous. Movie scans back to Marion walking down the road in the dark... she sees headlights... a black hearse slowly drives by with NO driver... she watches it drive by and sees Brad screaming in the back window... family pulls up and she jumps in.. they go speeding after the hearse and drive over a bump in the road ... Dad slams on brakes again... jumps out of the car and walks up to something in the street... Daughter screams and they put her back in the car... Mom, Dad and Richard go walking and find the boyfriend in the street... Richard picks up an ear in which the mom says put down because it will make his hands dirty... no reaction from any of them besides okay lets keep going... they get in the car and drive away. Daughter is nutty and starts singing Jingle Bells really off key and forgets the words... obviously a sign of shock. Mom is starting to get annoyed... in which she points out it's 7:30 p.m. and dad points out they stopped to pick up the lady in white at 7:30... her watch has also stopped at 7:30!!!! Richard points out that it must be aliens in which his idea is completely dismissed. Dad slams on brakes again because there is a black baby carriage in the street. Dad pushes it off the street... Mom and dad start fighting... Richard notices the carriage is back in the street in front of the car... everyone jumps back in the car and Marion announces she is pregnant.. Richard announces he smokes pot. They drive for awhile and get a flat tire... dad slams on brakes again... While dad is changing the tire Richard goes into the woods to smoke... Lady in White comes over and starts kissing him and bites off his bottom lip in which he says with a mouthful of blood... "you are so hot." They hear Richard screaming and then the mom sees the black hearse driving towards them and sees Richard in the back window screaming... They all jump in the car again and start driving after the hearse... they drive over a bump again in the road.. you guessed it. Richard. Mom flips out and doesn't want to leave the body. Marion is finally out of her shock stage and helps dad put Richard in trunk. They get back in the car and Mom is now nuts. She is eating a full pie and its all over her face and she's laughing. Mom asks for a pen in which she draws a cartoon of Richards dead body all over the road... They drive past a sign that says Marcott and think they are getting close to a city... they keep driving... of course they never drive past a city... Mom rips open a bag of chips in which they tell her if she eats them all she'll get sick... 2 seconds later it shows mom in the street barfing... Marion and the dad start realizing every time they stop someone dies... Marion remembers that the mom had bought a shotgun as a Christmas gift... she gets the gun... they start driving again.. This time Marion has to puke so dad slams on the brakes... they get out of the car and talk about what they are going to do about the mom... they turn around and see the mom with the shotgun... she thinks its a toy and loads it and puts it in her mouth and laughs saying just kidding... she then gets crazy threatening to shoot everybody and says she wants to play a game yelling Bang Bang your dead at Marion and the dad... she is convinced they are trying to trick her because they keep asking her for the gun.... she ends up shooting the dad in the leg... Marion stitches him up and they get back in the car. Mom starts waving outside saying there is people in the woods and says she sees one of her friends that is dead... she says she wants to go talk to her and the dad says no. She throws herself out of the car... Dad slams on brakes again... They get out of the car and don't see the mom anywhere... They turn around and see the hearse coming towards them... Dad grabs shotgun and shoots at it... it starts to reverse and then we see mom walking towards them... Dad is shocked she is still alive because they were driving like 60 mph... but guess what.... Mom's skull is missing in the back and her brain is showing... she dies. They throw her in the car and start driving... They drive past a shack and realize its the same shack from the beginning... Dad goes inside and sees lady in white... Marion runs in and doesn't see anybody. Dad asks Marion for some whiskey and she says she threw the bottle away that was in the car... he beats her up and she goes unconscious. Dad is sorry :( He puts her in the car and sees the Lady in White looking at him... he runs after her with the gun... Marion wakes up and hears voices saying "He's Dead!" She turns the car on and drives away only to run out of gas down the street.... She jumps out and sees body bags in the street. Say what? She turns and sees the hearse pull up and the Lady in White is standing there looking at her... she turns to Marion and says "He isn't here for you..." She gets in the hearse and it drives away....... She has a flash back... Beginning of movie... instead of them swerving out the way of the oncoming car which had the Lady in White and her baby in it... they actually collided with it and everybody died... except for Marion. Wow! another movie with the twist she dreamed the whole thing. She then wakes up screaming in the hospital to a doctor named Dr. Marcott. <---- Get it? A man is walking out of the hospital and Dr. Marcott catches up to him asking if he is the one who called in the accident. He says yes and walks away. Dr. Marcott's car won't start as she is leaving for the day.... Man pulls up asking if she needs a lift... she smiles and says yes... they drive away happily in his collectors car... a black hearse.... Good movie? You don't have to take my word for it?
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